The people I live with ordered pizza’s tonight. They got a bacon and jalapeño pizza and something called a large pepperoni. I wanted mouse pizza- actually I just wanted a mouse delivered, I don’t need the crust or cheese.So here I am going through the phone book looking for pizza shops and reading the yellow page menus and no one seems to have mouse topping, or lizard, night crawler, or bat… What is the world coming to when you can’t get small animals home delivered? I am a little bummed today and super hungry. This dry cat food is not cutting it. I feel weak.
Never mind my bowl just got filled… I gotta go, here’s your advice and stuff.
My advice to you today is “If you don’t get what you want complain loudly- like this MREOOOOOOW. You might not get a mouse, but your bowl will get filled.”
Your LucKey Cat Fortune; If the cat is happy- the house is happy.
& your LucKey Numbers 12-29-32-36-39-49
BURP,
-KEY
PS. Beezer was here! That’s a whole lot of cat…
3 responses so far ↓
1 Daisy the Curly Cat // Aug 30, 2007 at 12:33 pm
It is very silly that you cannot get a good mouseroni pizza anywhere! Nightcrawler sounds very delicious, too.
2 Tazo // Aug 31, 2007 at 11:53 am
I like your choice of pizza toppings. I have just discovered pizza and it’s even better than Taco Bell nachos!
3 HotMBC // Aug 31, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Dang, mouseroni pizza is SO hard to find. *sigh*
Good luck on your search!
Purrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi
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