LucKey Cat

I got a new bowl to eat out of and it has huge pictures of red bugs in it! They look so delicious! I overheard the people call the pictures lobsters, so I googled lobsters. Now I really want to get me a lobster- they are huge. But guess what! These critters live in water, lots of water, like maybe two or three bathtubs worth of water and I am not going there. I think you can get lobsters from a couple of places; Maine (wherever that is), the Ocean (I don’t think so), and some place called a restaurant. Apparently, you need cash or a credit card to go to a restaurant. I seen some little plastic cards in the purse of the woman I live with it. I don’t think she will mind me borrowing one to catch a lobster. What do you think?

My advice to you today is “Only borrow to get ahead if you know it is a sure thing.”

Your LucKey Cat Fortune; There is a lobster dinner in your future.

& your LucKey Numbers 3-4-5-7-19-42

Ready for my lobster,

-KEY

P.S. Shhh- Don’t tell anyone but, since Manly Cat Monday. I can’t stop checking out all these Manly Cats, like Tigger (I think he lives with a chick though).

That woman I live with sells junk – vintage stuff on eBay. When she buys vintage bling, I get some of my own to play with and wear. I keep trying to get her to give me some of the really shiny jewelry because I hear birds like shiny stuff. I figure I could bag some robins with some really shiny, rhinestone jewelry. I am certain that I could lure a whole lot of birds, if only they would let me have some of the good jewelry!

My advice to you today is “If you want to catch a bird or a woman- you need some shiny jewelry.”

Your LucKey Cat Fortune; You are a very alluring individual.

& your LucKey Numbers 14-17-28-31-33-38

Send Shiny Stuff,

-KEY

P.S. WOW! WHAT a MANLY MANCAT !!!

Here I am getting ready to rumble. I am quite an accomplished boxer and I have never been defeated. I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee! (YUM butterflies!)

Ok- just kidding, I actually like the little ones! It’s the big people I can’t stand tolerate- they don’t share their food and they have a lot of stupid rules. Not so with the little people I live with, they are pretty accommodating when I want to taste their food and they are always happy to see me.

My advice to you today is “Enjoy the company of people who appreciate you.”

Your LucKey Cat Fortune; When you make it big, never forget the little people.

& your LucKey Numbers 1-31-36-43-44-45

Sincerely,

-KEY

P.S. The Cyclone Cats got a lot of neat toys… I need toys. What’s a two legged kitten? Oh yeah, I have four of those and hear we are getting another one.

I sunned myself this weekend, the last few days it has been cloudy, cold and gray. I smell an early winter in Wisconsin this year. I need to eat more small animals to get ready for winter, but the people here won’t let me outside. I am going to have to do this the hard way and bulk up for winter on Meow Mix.

My advice to you today is “Don’t make hay while the sun shines, stop what you are doing and lie in it.”

Your LucKey Cat Fortune; Be prepared a long winter is ahead.

& your LucKey Numbers 8-9-15-17-42-44

Warmly,

-KEY

P.S. Hey cool fellow Whiskonsinites!