LucKey Cat

I got me a greasy old box to sit in that had meat in it. It smelt goooooood. I laid up in it most of the week and then those darn people took it away to have it recycled on trash pick up day. It’s not like I would ever pull the couch out from under one of the people. Pretty rude if you ask me!

My advice to you today is “People are rude. They will take your greasy meat box and put it out on recycling day whether or not you like it. If you are a cat you will have to just deal with the fact that people are uncouth.”

Your LucKey Cat Fortune; Rude people are the bane of your existence.

& your LucKey Numbers 14-16-17-27-29-38

Politely Yours,

-KEY

PS. There’s this cat that lives with bunnies- oh yes, it is so fascinating to me. I keep trying to lure invite some bunnies to live with me or at least  come inside, but they are shy.

The people I live with ordered pizza’s tonight. They got a bacon and jalapeño pizza and something called a large pepperoni. I wanted mouse pizza- actually I just wanted a mouse delivered, I don’t need the crust or cheese.So here I am going through the phone book looking for pizza shops and reading the yellow page menus and no one seems to have mouse topping, or lizard, night crawler, or bat… What is the world coming to when you can’t get small animals home delivered? I am a little bummed today and super hungry. This dry cat food is not cutting it. I feel weak.

Never mind my bowl just got filled… I gotta go, here’s your advice and stuff.

My advice to you today is “If you don’t get what you want complain loudly- like this MREOOOOOOW. You might not get a mouse, but your bowl will get filled.”

Your LucKey Cat Fortune; If the cat is happy- the house is happy.

& your LucKey Numbers 12-29-32-36-39-49

BURP,

-KEY

PS. Beezer was here! That’s a whole lot of cat…

I took the weekend off from blogging to take pictures. I bet you didn’t know I am an amateur photographer. I overheard that woman I live with say, “I think the cat is done blogging. She hasn’t posted in four days.”

Silly people- I took a cat’s weekend off, Saturday through Tuesday. That’s the problem with people they never seem to relax or take time off. A two day weekend- that’s just stupid. That’s probably the reason- why people have heart attacks and cats don’t.

My advice to you today is “Try a cat weekend for a change- oh I see there is one coming up on the calendar.”

Your LucKey Cat Fortune; Rest and Relaxation is right around the corner.

& your LucKey Numbers 1-11-12-22-23-25

Happily & Relaxed From My Weekend Off,

-KEY                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes- I like Bunnies they are tasty!

PS. I am looking through my comments what’s a “problogger”- is that some kind of cat?

I got in a little trouble with my bidness idea. To make up for it, I am making my family Key’s Famous Spaghetti. I am sharing the recipe with my readers.

Key’s Famous Spaghetti

Ingredients; 3 garden fresh tomatoes and 3 fresh bats

Directions:

Cube tomatoes, catch bats, toss gently, and serve.

My advice to you today is “When you get in trouble, make up for it by catching a home cooked meal.”

Your LucKey Cat Fortune; You are a very forgiving person.

& your LucKey Numbers 3-11-15-16-24-49

I bet you didn’t know I was a world class chef too, let me know how your family liked the spaghetti,

-KEY

PS. Have you seen the ears on this GUY- alright sorry Skeezix, I am really a nice cat.